From doug@krick.us Wed Jul 23 20:47:12 2003 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Organisation? Us? You're joking, right? From: doug@krick.us (Krikket) Subject: Smeagolian Rhapsody Keywords: chuckle, forwarded Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com Path: news.utwente.nl!surfnet.nl!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed2.news.rcn.net!rcn!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Followup-To: rec.humor.d Message-ID: Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003 19:30:00 PDT Lines: 81 Xref: news.utwente.nl rec.humor.funny:6475 Smeagolian Rhapsody by Precioussss Isss this the real life? Isss this just fantasy? Caught in my dark cave No escape from reality Open our eyes Look up to the caves and see I'm just a poor Smeagol, we needs no sympathy Because we's easy comes, easy goes A little high, little low, gollum Anyway the stream flows, doesn't really matter to us, to us Gandalf, just killed a man Put a staff against his head Took my preciousss, he'll be dead Gandalf, life had just beguns But now you've gone and takes preciousss away Gandalf, ooo Gollum's gonna make you die If it's not back again this time tomorrow Brings it back, brings it back, it's all that really matters Too late, our time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody - We've gots to go Gotta leave you all behind and gets it back Gandalf, ooo - (anyway the stream flows) We's don't want to die We's sometimes wish we'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a hobbit Bagginsses, Bagginsses will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o, Sauruman-o Sauron - magnifico But I'm just a poor Smeagol and nobody loves us We's just a poor Smeagol from a hobbit family Lives-ing our life as a monstrosity Easy come easy go - will you lets it go Bagginses! No - he will not lets it go - lets it go Bagginses! He will not lets it go - lets it go Bagginses! He will not lets it go - lets it go Will not lets it go - lets it go (never) Never lets it go - lets it go Never lets it go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins lets it go The Bal-Rog has a devil put aside for me for me for me [headbanging] So you think you can steals it and spits in my eye So you think you can takes it and leave me to die Oh preciousss - can't do this to my preciousss Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here Ooh yeah, ooh yeah It's all that really matters Nobody can see It's all that really matters - it's all that really matters to me Anyway the stream flows... [NOTE: This is submitted with permission of the author, MC Smeagol. At the request of the author, I am including a link to MC Smeagol's LiveJournal. . Please note that you have to click on a link in the first journal entry to find the lyrics listed below - Doug] -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. The RHF general intro is http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/rhfgen.html This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Jul/rhapsody.html